RedBull & Vodka

atomik_blonde @ 2005-08-12T11:34:00

2005-08-12T01:37:59Z

Farkin fundamentalist mormons. I don't have a problem with Mormons (yet), just the barley chewing, Hickville Fundamentalist ones!

This is funny. If you don't agree. You should be removed from my friends list!

This is very funny.

atomik_blonde @ 2005-08-12T11:33:00

2005-08-12T01:33:26Z

How funny is this dude

BOB GOLDTHWAIT!
Watch Burglar or the Police Academy movies!

atomik_blonde @ 2005-08-12T11:13:00

2005-08-12T01:27:14Z

I miss talking to you.
I miss talking to you about things I didn't tell anyone else.
I miss talking crazy shite to you when you walked away thinking " I think I now know less about you, than I did before"
I miss you telling me secrets
I miss burying my head into my pillow laughing when you would speak in different accents.
I miss your attitude
I miss your arrogance
I miss you making me feel out of control
I miss feeling under control
I miss your smile
I MISS YOUR SMELL

I laugh cause I know you won't read this.
I laugh cause I don't know how to react any other way.
I laugh cause it's what I do when I think about you.
I laugh at others vanity when they read this.
I laugh at your vanity cause you don't need to read this.
I laugh at my vanity cause you don't read this.
I laugh cause I'm scared.

HOORAH!
This is the best day, I have no idea why?! Ummm Friday? Maybe.
A joke to leave you with
What happens when you put a baby in a microwave?
I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
HAH
(well I laughed my ass off!)

atomik_blonde @ 2005-08-01T16:30:00

2005-08-01T06:33:30Z

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH
Holymotherofjosephineinstirrupsonaciddrinkingteawiththepresident

GOING TO SYDNEY ON 3rd November for BANGLES concert.
$80 for dance floor.

Everydollarsomuchlyworthit. Mypantsarewet. There'shundredsnthousandsinmybloodstream. Sweetsugarydreamsalltheway.

ROAD TRIP!

Cantbreathtalkeatsleeptohyperloveandsmooshieseveryone.

berreh berreh intreschin...

2005-07-25T03:55:30Z

http://postsecret.blogspot.com/

atomik_blonde @ 2005-07-19T14:50:00

2005-07-19T04:52:10Z

As I have been commuting between Templestowe, Kew, City and way out where the sun don't shine (Essendon), I've just been labelled a suburb whore.

...AND I LIKE IT!

I love you all, smoosh!

atomik_blonde @ 2005-07-10T01:19:00

2005-07-09T15:20:52Z

Okay so apart from doing those little one word linky things that link to a whole journal thing I also can't seem to work out tags. YAYNESS 100.

Erin's birthday was tonight, and what could have been a disaster, turned out to be quite fun. I felt sick most of the night but I was determined to cheer ez up.

Love and smooshies.

For Jac

2005-07-09T15:07:43Z

Three names you go by
1) Marika
2) Rika
3) Riks

Three Screen Names
1) atomik_blonde
2) atomik_away
3) atomik_sleep

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself
1) Eyes
2) Hair
3)

Three Physical Things You Don't Like About Yourself
1) Weight
2) Weight
3) Weight

Three Parts of Your Heritage
1) Irish
2) Welsh
3) Bogan

Three Things That Scare You
1) Midgets
2) Huntsmen or Wolf Spiders
3) Christians

Three Everyday Essentials
1) Nicotine patch
2) Coffee
3) Mobile

Three Things That You Are Wearing
1) Stripey socks
2) White shirt
3) Bonds knickers - yeehah!

Three Favorite Songs (n.b. these are my fave that I've drowned myself in this month)
1) This years love - David Gray
2) Go your own way - Fleetwood Mac
3) Our time is running out - Muse

Three Things You Want in a Romantic Relationship
1) Freedom
2) Humour
3) Lots and lots of messy sex

Two Truths and a Lie
1) I like dancing when no one is watching
2) I used to have a penis and my name was Marcus
3) I want to work in theatre

Three Features You Like in the Opposite Sex
1) Depth
2) Creative expression
3) Infectious sense of humour

Three Favorite Hobbies
1) Dancing in the dark
2) Sculpture
3) Writing

Three Things You Want to Do Really Badly Right Now
1) Be Un-sick
2) Get laid (hah)
3) Be more artistic

Careers You Have Considered
1) Teacher - drama
2) Lawyer
3) Get paid to do nothing - I still dream of this and I will get there someday - and no, centrelink/pension do not count

Places You Want to Go on Vacation
1) Spain
2) Greece
3) Somewhere I can't pronounce that involves a lot of hokking

Ways You are Stereotypically a Chick/Dude
1) I cry about nothing, yell when I'm sad and smile when I'm angry
2) I have a vagina
3) I named my car

Three Celebrity Crushes
1) Johnny Depp *yum*
2) Arj Barker
3) Ewan McGregor

Three People Who You Want to Take this Quiz
1) Yoda
2) Michael Hutchins
3) Lauren Bacall

atomik_blonde @ 2005-07-02T13:24:00

2005-07-02T03:25:24Z

Hung over.
Urgh
Lying on bathroom floor is soothing...
and convenient

You're all super. Super super dooper.
They were great icy poles.
sigh! get me some of them bitches.

Today is the start of a new life

2005-06-16T23:04:26Z

I quit smoking today.
I hate everyone today.
I yelled at my car this morning.
...and then the pillar it ran into this morning.
The patch is making my arm itch and it's gone all red. I hate that.
Oh look I'm Meredith Brooks (was that her name?)

Meanwhile these new sleeping tablets are super dooper. I took one last night before nigh nigh time, waited 20 minutes, walked to my room, got dizzy and fell over in my doorway, laughed for about 3 minutes flat then passed out in my bed. They're wonderful. They're so addictive. So I've given up one habbit and started another.

HURRAH!

For Shan aka Chuck

2005-06-15T23:53:18Z

Still Swayze

...and there's this one too courtesy www.meninhats.com

<3 Marika

atomik_blonde @ 2005-06-08T14:45:00

2005-06-08T05:20:17Z

Apparently my work has tripled it's internet usage or something. I think the whole office should work harder as a team and try to make it 10 times that amount.

I pray it doesn't come back to me. But we all know it will. I've decided not to use msn during working hours at work. Which leaves me with 7.5 hours a day to actually be productive and produce things, like evidence I work here. So I jump on LJ. HUZZAH!

Crapolla granolla!!! I'm going to need to find a new place to work for things like footy tipping (carn the pies *burp, scratch bum, vomit*), fluorescent light bulbs for my solarium, friday night drinks aka free piss (you shouldn't care that it's XXXX).

So, at the end of the day, all I wanted to say is, I love you, I rock you but I'm off. I doubt I'll be using this that much now. I'll sneak a look every now and then when I go visit the grumbling mound of blegh, my mother (god bless the cranky mole) about once or twice a week.

SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

atomik_blonde @ 2005-06-02T14:05:00

2005-06-02T04:55:26Z

Possessive

adj

1: serving to express or indicate possession; "possessive pronouns"; "the genitive endings"

2: desirous of owning; "small children are so possessive they will not let others play with their toys" 3: having or showing a desire to control or dominate; "a possessive parent"

It's funny cause it's never going to happen.

It's sad because it almost did.

Why we do what we do

2005-06-01T04:27:24Z

Today I drove into work because I had slept in.
I cried for the whole 45 minutes stuck in traffic.
I ran into Katie and she asked if I had been upset.
I said I was tired.
Strange.
I don't lie to the one person in this world i trust wholly.
and I don't do cry.
Very strange.

Who wants ice-cream?

P.S.

2005-05-31T05:45:45Z

Just been confirmed, am going to see Motley Crue!
*wets pants*

I LOVE COCK ROCK!
YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

What am I going to wear?!?!?

atomik_blonde @ 2005-05-31T15:25:00

2005-05-31T05:38:30Z

Someone find me a new job.

Bored really doesn't give justice to the brain haemorrhaging I seem to be suffering.

okay, thanks etc (hurrah)

Why I don't post "JOURNAL ENTRIES" as such

2005-05-26T06:51:24Z

I find they generally end up being bitchy, whingey, boring, flat, dull, slit my wrists stylz, and I really don't like opening up that side of me, especially to the entire interweb... Hello stranger *growl*

I prefer not to tell the whole world the ins and outs of my life.
Ins and outs is a great little proverbial bla of a thing. Can be used lots.
The ins and outs of my eating habbits: food goes in, poo comes out.
The ins and outs of sex: penis goes in, baby comes out.

On a lighter note (cause the above was so deep and meaningful) I was researching my favourite all time comedian today. YOU SHOULD ALL WORSHIP HIM, HE IS HA HA GENIUS. FUNNY LONG TIME WET PANTS ETC.
I've seen a couple of videos of his and read the biography. Great stuff. Real deep. Touched my soul. *tokes joint* Anyway, here are some quotes that I love muchly!!!

BILL HICKS QUOTES

I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . . Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You're dead too."

"I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth."

"You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons - incredible weapons." How do you know that? "Uh, well...we looked at the receipts.""

"I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say, "Yeah? When?""

I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it. I think that's interesting in what is ostensibly a democracy. Sarcasm - come on in. People say "Bill, quit talking about Kennedy man. It was a long time ago, just let it go, alright? It's a long time ago, just forget it." I'm like, alright, then don't bring up Jesus to me. As long as we're talking shelf life here..."

BUY HIS CD'S AND DVD'S FOCKERS!

Does it make me sick if I laughed out loud to this?

2005-05-26T06:28:18Z

... for like 5 minutes

Musings while I work

2005-05-26T06:27:26Z

HOW TO PREPARE MUSHROOMS...

2005-05-26T06:26:08Z

Look Mom! I'm political. I almost have an opinion

2005-05-25T06:05:51Z

UNCANNY RALPH!

Unnnnnnnnnnnnnncanny!

Author's note:
Must be said in Black Southern Accent for effect!

atomik_blonde @ 2005-05-25T12:36:00

2005-05-25T02:37:51Z

Sometimes after a long and strenuous day,
The only thing you fill like is a big, fat,

Do dododo do dodo IT'S OVER

2005-05-24T02:22:32Z

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S OVER!

<3

The Bad Seeded Day

2005-05-20T04:34:20Z

Nick cave is playing tonight.

I'm going somewhere else.

Where is the justice.

He should go where I go!

*sooks*

Boys are controlling little devils...

2005-05-03T23:33:13Z

*shakes bottom*